8. Speak to your welfare advisor

So you know at the welfare office or at the social as we call it here they might have some extra money you know for when you need a suit for an interview that kinda thing. So you have this friend that works at the gym so get him to set you up with a phoney interview and convince your client advisor at your meeting before the phoney interview that you’re gonna need some new kicks so that you look the part. Of course make sure you’re wearing your most beaten down pair so you get the sympathy vote. Boom they’ll cut you a check – new kicks. Shame you didn’t get the job but you can’t return the kicks once they’ve been worn.